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TOPIC: How have you dealt with the ups and downs of the Bears’ season?
Easy. Kick it short and employ the Cover 2. Sadly, it’s not working.
Ups and downs? Oh man, I was hoping that was just the beer getting to me.
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I’ve installed a shatterproof TV screen and bought a fresh supply of Depends.
I’m officially a Bears fan only during the first three quarters of play.
By alternating drinking battery acid and Jack Daniel’s, I’ve learned to adapt pretty well.
TOPIC: What method would you use to stop the Vikings’ Adrian Peterson?
Persuade Leo to walk up to him and slap him in the face with a mackerel.
Bait and switch — with our Adrian Peterson.
Put him on the Red Line to nowhere. He’ll show up at Soldier Field on Tuesday.
Rapid karate chops to the lower extremities.
I’ll show him a Reset Button comic, at least until the ether kicks in.
TOPIC: A weekend without a Cubs or Sox loss is like …
… Christmas.
… peace and quiet after a loud, obnoxious concert.
… a Lohan family reunion without cops, tasers and spontaneous AA meetings.
… me leaving Duffy’s empty-handed.
… a total shock, but only until I realize it’s October.
TOPIC: Are you buying what the Blackhawks are selling?
Nope because I already have a barely used Denis Savard office chair.
Buy? They should really just give it away.
I’ve never really been able to warm up to ice hockey.
Crushing disappointment? Yes. Not as potent as in baseball, but still satisfying.
No, my bootleg DVD collection is full enough, thank you.
The answer: “Drew Gooden’s beard, Joakim Noah’s hair.” What’s the question?
TOPIC: Name two things that tickle Kirk Hinrich on every single pick-and-roll.
Name two things that make you go “eww.”
What are two things that look better than Kirk Hinrich’s haircut?
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What are your top two picks for this year’s fantasy facial hair league?
What two things would you need to complete your “Homeless Guy” costume?