RedEye columnist Leo Ebersole makes a guest appearance this week. Very snazzy dresser, that Leo — unlike some of this week’s bargoers, who wore their finest warm-weather gear during the Cubby Bear’s recent “Take It Off” promotion.
ARMAN SHEFFEY
The guys: The jacket saves it from ho-hum.
Tennille: This color does nothing for his skin.
Leo: I like it. I, too, dress like a communist.
CHRISTINA SIDIROPOULOS
The guys: Chunky boots with a teddy?
Tennille: Christina, where are your pants?
Leo: Excellent re-use of a ghost costume from third grade trick-or-treating.
VICTOR KULIKOWSKI
The guys: Great shirt, no style.
Tennille: If your pants are too long, get them HEMMED!!!
Leo: Looks like an outfit I would wear. Not a good thing for you, dude.
ELIZABETH JOHNSON
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The guys: Yoga class is down the hall.
Tennille: Looks like pajamas. You wouldn’t really wear this in the summer, in public.
Leo: Here for the Richard Simmons workout?
JAVIER BECERRA
The guys: And I thought hip-hop grew up.
Tennille: I wonder if he stood in line six hours for those new Jordans.
Leo: The good news is dressing like a traffic cone will get Lindsay Lohan’s attention.
LING CHENG
The guys: Pick a season.
Tennille: Her top is kind of cute, but is she wearing black pants with brown boots?
Leo: Please tell me those aren’t jeans.