Within days of the Tasering of Andrew Meyer in Florida, T-shirts went on sale featuring his quotation “Don’t Tase me, bro.” And O.J. Simpson’s latest troubles led to one shirt that reads: “Ask me how I would kill O.J.” For Perspective, the Tribune’s Mark Jacob dug up some other real T-shirt slogans ripped out of the headlines:
1. Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency
2. Bush has no idea how to get out of Iraq, but he knew how to get out of Vietnam
3. I think we should attack Russia now — they’d never expect it
4. I’d rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride in Ted Kennedy’s car
5. Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church
6. Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required
7. Orwell was only off by 20 years
8. I really wasn’t using my civil liberties anyway
9. No immigrants = no burritos …
Think about it, America
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