The more LeBron James you see, the worse the Bulls get
TGIS — Thank God It's Snark It has been more than a month since the Bulls quit on their coach, franchise and fans, but they're still getting pantsed. Thank you,...
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I grew up in Los Angeles. My baseball announcers were Vin Scully on the Dodgers and Dick Enberg calling the Angels. When I moved to Chicago, my baseball announcers were...
Dear Stupid (and you know who you are, MLB), here’s your solution to brawls
Dear Stupid (and you know who you are, Bryce Harper, Hunter Strickland and MLB), Because I'm a pleaser, not a teaser, Stevie Sunshine is here to solve one of your...
One big, fat, telling question about Jake Arrieta’s value
The issue was velocity after Jake Arrieta gave up a couple more homers in what is becoming the house special during the Cubs starter's free-agent year. The answer from Arrieta's...
Stanley Cup playoffs’ breathless drama > NBA postseason’s predictable excellence
The NBA playoffs are the very definition of a spoiler alert. The NHL's Stanley Cup playoffs are the best reality TV ever. Right there, bang, you have the difference between...
Looks like Jose Quintana has become Spanish for John Danks
The White Sox continue to lose on the field — more 3-7 road trips, please — and they continue win in trades and international negotiations. Or, at least, they continue...
Only the Bears could start their new quarterback era with such a childish soundtrack
In discussing the Bears' trading up to draft quarterback Mitch Trubisky second overall, free-agent quarterback Mike Glennon said he was surprised and added that he was told and reassured that...
Sometimes Joe Maddon’s head games can be head-scratchers
After Sunday's wipeout of the Brewers, Joe Maddon said he wants his team playing better defense and playing better baseball overall. That game wasn't as close as the 13-6 final...
LeBron James’ lesson for Michael Jordan fans
You know who needed that big Celtics comeback in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Final on Sunday? A lot of insecure Michael Jordan fans, that's who. The Cavs had...
Feeling better about the Blackhawks based on Predators’ success? Just say no
Still time to celebrate Snarko de Mayo: I've seen this question pop up the last month or so as the Predators advanced in the Stanley Cup playoffs and now sit...