Rick Morrissey

After the Cubs swept a three-game series against the lowly Pirates by a combined score of 29-9, I managed to find clouds in a perfectly clear sky. You have come...

Do you want to know the saddest part of the Great Blowup-Doll Scandal of 2008? It's that the hitting-challenged White Sox tried to seduce the two female inflatable sex toys...

The image of a blind, inebriated Cedric Benson is not a shock to the system, not if you saw him attempt to run the football last season. For the Bears,...

Moms and dads out there: Do you really want your kids to grow up to be professional athletes? Some of you see it as the ultimate accomplishment. This is obvious...

Alfonso Soriano's left arm went up feebly, as if he were waving a halfhearted goodbye. Afterward, he said a strong wind had turned Gabe Kapler's ninth-inning fly ball into something...

As you might know, Tuesday was the 25th anniversary of Lee Elia's famous rant about Cubs fans. You might know this because Elia knocked on your door and informed you...

It would be nice if, just once, Bears general manager Jerry Angelo would let down that fabulous hair of his and admit he's in the business of hiring people who...

The Tribune's NFL experts project the number of starters the Bears landed in this year's draft. 5: David Haugh: Best-case scenario, the Bears drafted five players who can develop into...

The ESPN guys were talking about the possibility of the Bears taking a running back from Arkansas in the first round and then a quarterback from Louisville in the second....

IT WILL BE ... JEFF OTAH, left tackle, 6-6, 340, Pittsburgh David Haugh In an ideal draft, Vanderbilt left tackle Chris Williams still would be on the board when the...