Rick Morrissey

Here's the question of the day, class: If you're a baseball player and your team's goals extend well beyond a division title, how should you celebrate that particular title when...

Lou Piniella doesn't care. You have to like that about the guy. The devil may care. Lou doesn't. He doesn't care what you think about him, he doesn't care what...

The 1-minute-3-second brain cramp the Bears experienced Sunday was not even close to the longest in recorded human history. Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for 10 days. The...

It's going to be impossible for Kyle Orton to sneak up on anybody this season, locally or nationally. You don't come out the winner of a highly publicized quarterback battle...

Let's say you take pleasure in booing an NFL quarterback. Something about him -- his inability to stop throwing interceptions, his perceived lack of effort, his failure to win games...

I guess I'm a little surprised the game ball hasn't arrived by now, but it's a minor detail. The sense of accomplishment one feels for pumping up the Bears is...

Question: Is it possible to talk about a resurgent sports scene in Chicago when the Bears aren't likely to be very good this season? Or when the White Sox just...

Without ever cracking a joke or smiling, Carlos Quentin was funny. Watch the crazy baseball player work himself into a lather over a strikeout. Look at him want to smash...

Cubs fans, I'm here for you. What you think might be bits of the sky beginning to fall could be just bird poop. You're welcome. Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano had...

Would you like the doom first and the gloom second, or would you prefer it the other way around? The two are so closely associated, it's like trying to remove...